SHARKNADO Day on Syfy

Because this is about as exciting as it gets for Syfy, their smash hit monster movie, Sharknado, is premiering its third film, Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! tonight. (At least they don't take themselves too seriously, and that's half the fun of it.)

But wait, there's more!!!

If you haven't caught the first two, they're both airing on Syfy just prior to the premiere of Sharkado 3!!!

That's right folks, you can get yourself six telecast hours of angry, flying sharks who have nothing better to do than to gobble up people as they fall from the sky! First with Sharknado, then Sharknado 2: The Second One, and you can wrap it all up with Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!.

YOU CAN THANK ME LATER!

This time around, Sharknado 3 Oh Hell No! has a HUGE set of cameos from famous actors wanting in on the fun to, believe it or not, NASCAR drivers like Brad Keselowski and Joey Logano. Now tell me you would not want to see Brad get eaten by a flying shark!

Other notables include Bo Derek, Frankie Muniz, David Hasselhoff, Holly Madison, Rick Fox, Cindy Margolis, Penn Jillette, Teller, Mark Cuban, Chris Jericho (as Bruce!), Michael Bolten, Jerry Springer, Ann Coulter and a whole lot more shark bait that will be adorning the plate of the giant fish!

This is just to name a few!!!

Plus it's premiering right in the middle of Syfy's shark week, running from Saturday, July 18 to Saturday, July 25 (The second annual SHARKNADO WEEK will feature seven original movies, including):

–Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
–Sharktopus Vs. Whale Wolf (Roger Corman’s third installment of the ‘Sharktopus’ franchise, starring Casper Van Dien)
–3-Headed Shark Attack (starring Danny Trejo)
–Roboshark
–Mega Shark Vs. Kolossus (starring Illeana Douglas)
–Zombie Shark (starring Jason London)
–The world premiere of Lavalantula, starring Steve Guttenberg and fellow Police Academy alums Leslie Easterbrook and Michael Winslow, as they battle lava-breathing tarantulas threatening to destroy Los Angeles.

If you hurry, you can still catch a few of these instant classics!!!

Come on, you will be sorry you missed this television event of the week! OK, event of the 2 hours its on, on Syfy. But still, crank out the popcorn, beer, coffee or what ever guilty pleasure food you like, kick it, give up two hours to nothing but zany bullsh**! and enjoy the time off from life.

(Yes, my tongue has been "in-cheek" the entire time I wrote this.)

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