THE BACHELORETTE: Chad Is A Red Herring!

When we were first watching this season of The Bachelorrette, the Chad first came off as a guy who called it as as he saw it. And his observations were pretty funny.

But then he started to resort to physical threats when he ran out of his words. Poor cha-chad didn't know how to use his words.

Or at least that's what it looked like.

So then for a few episodes we focused on his angry, self-indulgent mode. But when he went on the 2-on-1 date with Alex, he lost out and sent packing by Jo Jo.

But then, I started wondering how it is that ABC seems to always have a bad guy like this in EVERY SINGLE episode.

And while I was wondering, I saw an ad for that Bachelor in Paradise (code for ho) show, and guess who is on it? Yep, ABC's new go-to bad boy, Chad.

Then, with Chad gone, the boys are all starting to look at each other as the next bad-boy, mini-Chad. BUT then, while they were off in some foreign land, they seem to find a magazine with an article about her that starts more drama "in the house!"

But after that, now Alex is starting to beat his chest and act the ass. And there's a clique of dicks now, but the insecure are getting nervous.

Chad was right, they whine a lot.

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